Saturday, June 2, 2007

Laugh often


Today I watched a seminar with a gentleman who was speaking about humor.

I will admit that I find myself is some rather stressful positions from time to time and I realized that I am usually the one who put myself in those positions. Rather than laughing at my mistakes I choose to feel aweful about making the mistake. Once that emotion has kicked in then all sense of learning from it is gone!

Did I learn something today? Yes..

So from now on when you get stressed, sit in a chair and let out a huge... HA HA and then slap your knees with your hands and stamp your feet at the same time.

It will make you feel better, relieve your stress, help you focus and lower your blood pressure. All that from laughter...

In conclusion... when life starts to grind you down... remember... don't let the bastards get you down!!

Joke:

" A fluteplayer was up on stage giving a performance in front of the whole school. After the boy was done playing somebody stood up and said "someabitch". The principal was appauled and stood in front of the class and told everyone that they would stay after until who ever it was that called the flute player a "someabitch" came forward. One little boy stands up and says "I said it". The principal says... "So your the one that called the fluteplayer a someabitch?" The boy said "No sir... I'm wondering who called the someabitch a flute player!


When life gives you lemons... throw them at your enemies!

When life gives you limes.... Make a Margarita!


An optomistic little boy got a load of manure for his birthday and the pesomistic boy got a bunch of great toys. The pesomistic boy looked at his toys and through them aside as he conplained about them all.... The optomistic boy started digging in the manure.. When asked what he was doing digging in the manure, he replied " There's never this much shit without a horse somewhere!"


Positive thinking produces positive results!